I’m like 18 weeks late to the party, or something like that, but I’m linking up with Special Needs Ryan Gosling today. We all know Ryan Gosling is every special needs mom’s super hero, although I fear not even he can save me at this point. And I’m sure I’m probably doing this linky thing all wrong, but I doubt our super hero will hold it against me.
This whole thing is the brainchild of Sunday over at Adventures in Extreme Parenthood. Go check out her page to see what Ryan G. had to say to all my bloggy gal pals. And at least one dude.
You stay right there, in the corner of this room, curled up in the fetal position, if that’s what you feel you need to do.
That IEP meeting on Tuesday?? I got it covered. Dev Ped appointment on Friday?? No problem. Pediatrician appointment next week, and then Ryan’s next dental surgery in July?? I’m on it. I’ll even watch him for you all summer while you’re working because I know the arrangements you made didn’t work out. Unfortunately, I can’t go to that biopsy appointment for you, though. You’re gonna have to do that one yourself.
You stay put in that corner, girl. I’ll be right back with a bottle of Grey Goose and a pint of What A Cluster. . . . Yeah, I even got Ben and Jerry to name an ice cream flavor after the current state of your life.
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Comments on: "Not Even Ryan Gosling Can Help Me" (10)
It would be great if there was someone (who had the added benefit that Ryan brings but hey- Robin Williams dressed as Tootsie would be okay too) to take them around to their appointments once in a while. What biopsy? Are you making me worry? Don’t make me worry about you! And what do you mean, named after the current state of YOUR life? Sharing, girl, sharing…
I know, everyone around here is getting their asses kicked lately. It’s gotta end. It’s just gotta. *SOB*
Don’t sweat the biopsy. It’s my third one in four years. Eventually I’ll hit the jackpot on it, it’s just a question of when. Honestly, I wish they would just remove the offending organ NOW because I really, really don’t need it any more.
Oh, crap, you have a LOT on your plate right now. I hope it all works out. Good thing Ryan always knows exactly what to say, right?
Don’t you wish men in real life were like that? No offense, men.
This is quite possibly the best Ryan Gosling I have seen all day! Even my husband liked it. He said of the ice cream flavor, “I wonder what that’s made of….”
Hang in there, girl!
Really?!? Thanks!!
I thought the best one of the day belonged to Jim over at blogginglily, but I tend to find profanity quite hilarious.
Oh no! Biopsy? Maybe Ryan should bring you two bottles of Gray Goose…
He would get no argument from me.
I’m so sorry to hear that, I hope the biopsy goes well…
(I also find profanity hilarious. My mother? Not so much. My son has been learning to read and occasionally likes saying stuff like A is for Apple. He told my mother a little while back that F was for F*ck. I love that kid.)
I’m so sorry you’re having a rough go of it. I hope the biopsy goes well.